“I’ve literally been pissed on and shiitted on so many times. I just don’t understand why they like it (after the third time you get shit you, you get used to it.) I’ve had to have sex with a German Shepard in front of Saudi Royalty.
I’ve got paid to eat shiit. I’ve got paid to get beat up. I’ve even had to stick a live salmon (fish) in a 65 year old man’s asss.
I’ve had sex with 14 year old boys to make them men. I’ve smeared my face with their shiit.
So to all you ladies that are going to bash me, I’m 24 year old and I have $1 million dollar liquid in my bank account.
I’m now retired and can have normal sex with whomever I want.”